We can’t say we’re sure what this is for, but we’re pretty sure we still want one. I mean, come ON! What’s not to like? It’s called an “Alligator Loper” for crying out loud!
(It, of course, brings to mind a certain earlier post (File foto, from Christmas 2002) about chain saws on sticks. Maybe the Mississippi Heathen Stepfather needs one, too.)